MAY PAMILYA NA AKO! FINALLY!!!

Yep, you’re totally sane, may family na ako! It’s pretty cool, having kids and all. And I get to make them eat BBQ and stuff... and travel with them and play golf, even look for a perfect pair of shoes!

I have a Tamagotchi V5! ^__^

And the other day, my Mametchi (name of my character) went on a dating show and finally found the girl of his dreams, Chantotchi. They went on a date and decided to marry. And now they have two kids. I now have a Mame Family. Here they are:

Yes, they have a pet named Bagubagutchi! He loves jumping up and down on Papametchi’s head. He’s a crazy dog! Here’s some more quirks on my new family.


♥ Mametchi is bigger than Chamametchi, and he just loves jumping over her like crazy! And the face that he makes while doing so, funny!

♥ They love watching DVD, especially the Tama King DVD. I see their bond level grow up by doing so.

♥ Last night, I bought them BBQ for dinner. They hate it. I fed them their usual sushi and crab meal. Eek!

♥ I like how they look at the moon and stars before bed, then let the sun shine through their window when they wake up.

♥ Chamametchi knows how to use the toilet now! I caught her using it hehe. And as usual, Mametchi scours the fridge for food. I always catch him eating while the fridge door is open!

♥ I let them go to TamaTown once and checked out the Haunted House in the carnival. We just earned 10 GPs. I dunno why. They weren’t that scared at all! Stupid!!

♥ They have three souvenirs already from traveling: a cat, mermaid, and a fan. I will try to look for more rare items in TamaTown when I have time.

♥ They’re a purebred Mame family. But when the little Mametchi grows up, I will experiment more on crossbreeding them. ^__^

And that’s my TamaLog for today. I know. I’m such a dork. But I have a real pet though, her name is Koko, and she’s a beautiful Balinese Cat. But I’ll talk more about her some other time.

"LALABASAN KA SA KANYA?"

I was going home from work yesterday. Nakatabi ko sa jeep ang dalawang lovey-dovey. Nakakatawa sila, I don’t know why, pero para silang nag-eyeball lang hehe. ^__^ So, I was sitting next to them and they’re talking quite loud.

Girl: Parang gusto ko ng tortang talong.
Boy: Wednesday yata ako.
Girl: Ay, uwi muna pala tayo.
Boy: Thursday yata.
Girl: Pero wala yatang gasul.
Boy: Kapag wala?
Girl: Suntok at tadyak.
Boy: Bili ka na lang.
Girl: Ikaw manlibre.
Boy: Wala pa ako pera.
Girl: Ayoko nga. *evil-maldita-horny laugh*
Boy: Kapag may pera ako, lalabasan kita.

The last two words uttered caught my not-so-green mind. “Lalabasan kita.” Mmm, what nice, sultry words on this hot and humid late-afternoon. Knowing me, will I let this one pass? No-freaking-Sarah-Palin-way!!!! So when I was about to go down the jeep….

Me: Kuya, sa may 7-11 lang po….

And then….

Me: *looking at his ID* Mr. Mark Joseph Ferrer, lalabasan mo sya? *chuckles* I mean, money, you’re gonna spend money at her? Man, you’re such a good guy! *sabay baba ng mabilis*

I admit, that was half less fun that I thought it’d be, but the look on their faces is OWNAGE!!!!
I guess that's the new term for sharing and giving nowadays, huh? Imagine all the possibilities...

"Lalabasan kita sa Christmas."
"Lalabasan kita sa Birthday ko."

At eto matindi...

"Lalabasan kita sa Valentine's Day!" -- Naks, uber sweet! *kilig*

I AM DONNA. FREELUNCH MODEL.

Talagang hindi kinaya ng powers ko ito! I kinda felt bad for whoever Donna is, if that's her real name, but gotta admit this is golden. And reading the comments to that post, lumilitaw na marami na talagang mga balahura na mga pinoy online. Pero who am I to judge, iba talaga ang karakas ni Donna!

Here are some of the comments:



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Disclaimer: Wala po akong kinalaman dito. Natuwa lang talaga ako sa sense of humor ng mga comments, or the lack of respect, or halo-halo na. We are all guilty in our own ways naman sa mga ganitong bagay, so tao lang po. I admit, tawa ako ng tawa nung nabasa ko ito, tapos kinalabit ko pa katabi ko para makita nya at in fairness, tawa rin sya ng tawa, teehee. ^__^ I love you, Donna!

MAKING LOVE TO AN ELF, MAKE-UP AND KITTENS

Pretty fed up of working now.

I am so fed up of working that making a sandwich seems like a viable solution to brain stimulation. (Try saying that five times quick when you are drunk). I got to get this done by about 4PM today, otherwise, I am mincemeat -- luckily, it is going quite well (meaning: I haven't even started yet). I haven't had any of those irritating "can't find the error for the life of me" moments so far, touch wood.

After this is done, all that remains for me to do is ride the bus to Market Market and have a nice, relaxing walk to the supermarket to buy canned cat food for Koko -- kickin' back listening to shit on the mall radio and daydreaming about making love to an Elf.

Then later, I will probably end up talking about robots and Grand Theft Auto while someone talks about make-up and kittens. *evil laughter* How I love stereotypes...

Anyway, sorry that I left huge gaps in-between blogging, I sure as hell wish I didn't. Before you know it, three or four months have past and you didn't even realize. The problem with having long holidays is, you think you have loads and loads of time to relax and that you can do no work. People like me that think this are naive. Wanna know why? Because about two days before your work is due in, you're still lazing around thinking you have all the time in the world. YES. That sounds so much like me.

I have a lot of catching up to do here. Until then, au reviour!

Falling

Twice he had fallen
but this time was his last
the bicycle kept falling
he looked down at his cast
beyond his cast the ground approached
and his eyes began to tear
his heart breathed faster now
as the jagged ground grew near

Yugoslavia

A white flower floats on the evening Danube
And the melody of the passed years requires the memory
But simple lyrics of our song faded away as flocks of birds
You leave in the fire
Without me! Without me! Without me!

For the night in the rain of leads
For that I'm not by you
You, forgive me
For the death in the spring rain
For that I wasn't helpful to you
You, forgive me

You stand on the other shore
But I never can get to that shore
A white flower floats on the evening Danube
And the melody of the passed years requires the memory

For the night in the rain of leads
For that I'm not by you
You, forgive me
For the death in the spring rain
For that I wasn't helpful to you
You, forgive me

A Closed Mouth is Never Heard

In my daily life, I encounter many things, many people. People who take the time to get to know me, learn that I am a very open person... open, meaning that I express myself very clearly and I'm not scared to do so. I guess this is my quiddity, what makes me stand out. I come across people who say that its hard to "let people in"... and many times, this is due to the fact that they've been screwed over before by people really close to them. This is a true and valid point. But the way I see it is like this: what do you hold on to by holding on to yourself? In the end, you make an exit and you'll have nothing to show for except what made you YOU and what you said and believed. The way I am now is not the way I always was. I was always very shy, but I learned quickly that a closed mouth is never heard. I've learned to be outspoken, to stand for what I believe in, to feel something deeper than the superficiality of this fast-paced world. And yes, this site is deeper than a journal. Traditionally, a journal being the place where you put your words down on.... I dunno, losing your virginity, who your "crush" is, whether or not your day went good... etc. The truth is, for me, every day is a good day. I've learned that with so much corruption in my daily life and surroundings, I have to look at those little good things in every situation I am in. That makes the moment a "my cup is half full" moment. Get what I mean? The need to be inspired by something greater, something positive.... that call is much louder to my ear and drowns out the noise of selfishness and corruption of this life.

Yet, there is one thing I hold on to that I'll take to my grave. One tale, one event, one moment in time, one memory, one ... life experience.

The other night, I went out with a good friend of mine. Every time I'm around her, it's fun times! We joke, laugh, tell millions and gazillions of stories that really have no relation to anything specifically important in our lives, except the fact that the storytelling moment gets triggered by something we see pass by, something we hear, something we do. So, that night, we decided to go watch a movie. Before that, however, we get some slurpies and we're talking and laughing about stuff. I decided to keep walking around and around until I say, "Hey, lets go back to my old school!" So she says yeah, and we go there. We go to the old field where I sweated out a very long summer. I told stories of the ridiculously hot girl I had a crush on. We exchanged stories of high school events. On the walk back to the movie theater, I passed a specific area, a certain spot. All of a sudden, memories and thoughts came back into my head, and then her story about why she hates a restaurant is easily drowned out and I'm taken back into a time that I've buried deep within myself, never to be told, never to be shared... only expressed by manner of opinions, actions and hence... reactions. My sudden quietness and stillness easily shuts her up. After a moment... I almost came to tears.

The one thing I will never share, never tell, never expose, was just a mixture of words fueled by emotions of memories waiting to burst out. Yet, I held myself.

Why do I even bring this up? Because, well, there is always one thing that will be inside of me.. and no matter how open I am, it will remain undisclosed... my achilles heel. Everything I open up to will be a melody of words to people's ears, and i will continue to write.

ANG BAYANING LOLA DAIG PA SI SUPERMAN AT WONDER BRA!!!

Kaninang umaga nangati ako...



....nangati akong mamili ng adapter para micro-SD card ko! So, since walang kwenta CDR-King sa Glorieta at MRT Ayala, punta ako sa Pasay, dun sa jologski na mall dun na may CDR-King din. So sakay ako ng jeep na M. Reyes papunta dun. Nakashorts lang ako at nakalagay sa pocket nun ang pera ko at phone. Apat lang kami sa jeep. Sa harap ko si lola na may hawak na brown na umbrella, ella, ella, ella... to my right naman eh magjowang hindi bagay kasi ang ganda ng girl tapos yung guy... *ahem*.

Anyway, may nagtext sakin, so nilabas ko si Nikita (name ng phone ko). Tapos, habang ginagamit ko si Nikita, biglang sinundot ni lola ng umbrella, ella, ella, ella nya yung mama na may jowang pretty. Akala ko kung ano na, yun pala may 500 pesos sa upuan. Sheet, ang bilis ng kamay ko, dakma ko agad yung pera bago pa makuha ng mama na may jowang pretty! Why?!? Eh, sakin yun noh!!! Tapos aangkinin pa dapat ng mama na may jowang pretty buti na lang lola came to the rescue!!! Sabi nya, "Wag mo kunin, sa bata yan! (sabay sundot ulit ng umbrella, ella, ella, ella nya).

Haaay, lola, ang nasabi ko lang sa kanya eh isang napakatamis at taos-pusong, "Thank you po!" kasabay ng isang napakaluntiang ngiti. Hehe. Tapos bumaba na si lola, nalungkot ako kasi ang bait nya, baka last na pagkikita na namin yun. May utang na loob ako sa kanya. Kaya lola, magkikita pa tayo, at this time, ako naman tutulong sa iyo! Promise!

Tapos wala naman akong napala sa CDR-King dun, puro out of stock!!! Buti na lang inaya ako ni PJ sa Market Market papagupit daw sya. So, sugod naman ako. Ang ganda talaga sa may Market Market parang Subic. Ang ayos. I specifically love the bus system nila. Ang cute!!! bayad muna bago sakay, then may mga shed na nakapila talaga mga tao. Ang ayos! Dami pang cute girls na sumasakay, yihee. So, lakad lakad kami sa Market Market. Tapos nilibre ako ni PJ ng sushi, as in maraming sushi na iba iba, hindi ko naubos. Tapos nagpabili rin ako ng minidonuts na cinnamon (kapal talaga). Eh, nauhaw ako, nagpabili din ako ng Coke. (Maximum level na kakapalan na toh!) Hahaha. Tapos nagpahinga lang ako ng konti sa bahay nila, then kumain ulit, tapos umuwi na ako. Syempre, sakay ulit ako ng my ever-beloved bus sa Market Market. Sarap ng byahe dun.



Then, I decided to go check out yung CDR-King sa MRT Ayala baka may stock na.. pero daming tao, so dun ako punta sa Park Square na branch. Leche! Panget talaga ng customer service nila!!! Ang bagal tapos may pila, pero bakit hindi sinusunod??? Kasi may guy sa likod ko na nauna pa sakin tapos may sumingit na matanda, ang epal, feeling naman may express pass sya sa pila?!? Eto namang saleslady nasisindak, pinapagbigyan yung mga singit. Sheet, hindi puede yan noh!! Kaya sabi ko, "Excuse me, do you think it's fair that he gets to buy whatever you call that when I actually got here first?" HAHAHA. Wala nasabi yung saleslady. Tapos yung mama kapal talaga deadma lang!!! Tapos sabay walk out na ako pero sinabi ko muna, "Bibili pa naman sana ako ng maraming maraming CD!!!!" Hahaha. pati yung mga nasa likod ko na line nag alisan din, oha oha!! Convincing power lang talaga! =)

Pero the best pa rin si Lola... I LOVE YOU LOLA!!!

Hay Nako, Kaasar Yung Bading Na Yun!!!

Kanina kasi nagpunta ako ng Glorieta. Aba! At puro sale yata ngayon... bumili ako sa Bench, tapos natuwa ako sa saleslady kaya nahikayat nya ako kumuha ng "loyalty card". Ok pala yung rewards program na yun kasi yung point system eh 1 is to 1. Meaning, kanina naka 971 pesos ako, so naka-earn din ako ng 971 points! Astig! Kaso hindi pa malinaw kung ano makukuha ko sa mga points na yon?!? Toinkz!

Anyway, after nun, sugod ako sa Mossimo. Aba, daming tao! In fairness, mabenta si Pareng Mossimo. Heh. Namili ako, pero bakit ganun? Diosmiyo, iba yung tag price! Napasubo tuloy ako kasi ang mahal pala! Pero hindi yan ang highlight ng pamimili ko sa Mossimo. Sheet, yung bading sa dressing room nakakaasar. Ang epal ha! Papasok ako, tapos dun sya nagbibihis sa aisle mismo. As in, josko, nawalan ako ng gana magbihis kasi naman puro tiyan ang nakita ko!!! Ang dami namang vacant na cubicle, tapos may full-size mirror din sa loob!!! Tapos nung pumila ako sa cashier, leche, sya pa yung nasa harap ko. I swear, feel na feel nya talaga! Bakit kaya may mga bading na ganyan? Well, maraming ganyan feel na feel masyado, as if luluhuran mo sila. Tapos sabihan ba naman yung saleslady na last season pa yung nakalagay sa manequin!!! I swear, sarap sabunutan ng kanyang long hair... sabay basubas sa cashier! Hahaha!

Tapos eto pa sa CDR-King, bibili kasi ako ng adapter para sa Micro-SD na memory card. Hindi ko pa nasasabi kung ano bibilin ko, reply agad itong saleslady, "Wala po kami nyan!" Tumbling talaga ako! hahaha! Pero may point sya, psychic!! Wala kasi pala talaga, out of stock daw hahaha!

Hay nako, wala pa akong tulog. Pagod ako. Inaway pa ako ni Royce kasi hindi ko sya nisamahan magsimba, eh hello, I'm not Catholic kaya! ^_^ Kaya sorry naman.... hayop lang... teehee.

Nitatamad ako. Hoy Chris wag kang tamad!! Masama yan!! HUWAG!! BUMANGON KA!!! =)

HEY YOU VALENTINE, READ THIS!!

Finally, this crappy day of crapulence is almost over.

Damn you, damn you and your wretched black heart.

Damn your flowers
Damn your chocolates
Damn your stuffed teddy bears

And seriously, if you buy any of these three things, you're a really shitty boy/girlfriend. Who the hell wants some crappy chocolates?

"Yay, flowers, I can go put them in a vase on the table and watch them slowly die, like a metaphor for our relationship =) "

*flips middle finger to this most unholiest of days!!!*

May pagka-bitter ba? hehe. Maiba naman! Sabi nga ng aso kong si Chukaka, kagatin ko na lang kayo!!!