HEY YOU VALENTINE, READ THIS!!

Finally, this crappy day of crapulence is almost over.

Damn you, damn you and your wretched black heart.

Damn your flowers
Damn your chocolates
Damn your stuffed teddy bears

And seriously, if you buy any of these three things, you're a really shitty boy/girlfriend. Who the hell wants some crappy chocolates?

"Yay, flowers, I can go put them in a vase on the table and watch them slowly die, like a metaphor for our relationship =) "

*flips middle finger to this most unholiest of days!!!*

May pagka-bitter ba? hehe. Maiba naman! Sabi nga ng aso kong si Chukaka, kagatin ko na lang kayo!!!

DO GAY MEN EVEN MIX THEIR SPERM?

Awe Some: hey!! you still owe me DS!
Quirky Petri: im thinking about buying a new phone
Quirky Petri: i remember that
Awe Some: I HATE YOU! Ive been dreaming DS DS DS!!
Quirky Petri: siningit ko na lang yung cloverfield
Quirky Petri: you can't hate me
Quirky Petri: im love
Awe Some: youre love in all the wrong places LOL!
Awe Some: like falling in love with the jeepney driver while going to recto trying to buy porn.
Awe Some: or falling in love with the saleslady who sold you gluta soap in ongpin.
Quirky Petri: that's awefully wrong, all right
Quirky Petri: no, im like falling in love with the same mistake when you're 18, 20, and 22 kind of wrong-love
Awe Some: hey! you should try gluta! it increases sperm count!
Awe Some: I'll buy some, then put my sperm in a petri dish to see any difference
Quirky Petri: hahaha
Awe Some: I'll track them from day 1 to 15....
Quirky Petri: what the heck
Quirky Petri: that's so psycho
Quirky Petri: i don't really care about sperm count
Awe Some: I talk to my sperm, seriously.
Quirky Petri: i don't wanna have children
Awe Some: I call my sperm "slusho chris"
Quirky Petri: i just eject sperm and off to dreamland
Quirky Petri: fuck, this is weird
Awe Some: really! and if you talk to them hard enough, sperms talk back
Quirky Petri: hey hey hey, i don't want this to be one of your classic weird conversations that end up in multiply
Quirky Petri: they don't have brains, chris
Quirky Petri: they're small as small
Awe Some: haha now you gave me an idea!
Quirky Petri: omg
Awe Some: they do have brains!
Quirky Petri: this is so funny
Quirky Petri: if they have brains, how come they always go for the egg of the wrong woman
Quirky Petri: alm mo yun
Awe Some: sometimes they told me they want a mommy, but I said, "no little spermies, no mommy for now. you need friend."
Quirky Petri: tipong binubuntis nila yung mga one night stand but not the real deal wife
Quirky Petri: this is weird
Quirky Petri: what's a sperm's friend? another sperm? ewww, sperm slush
Quirky Petri: do gay men even mix their sperm?
Awe Some: of course, it's a sperm clique. so I let them meet "slusho jack."
Quirky Petri: that is so surreal
Quirky Petri: ewww
Awe Some: I think they do. gay men are unpredictable.
Quirky Petri: this is so getting absurd
Quirky Petri: i don't think so, that's so ewww
Quirky Petri: wait, i think i have added gay men in multiply, il PM them just so il know
Awe Some: they do mix their sperm!! really! ask your gay friends!
Quirky Petri: but seriously, you've mixed sperms with someone else? ewww
Awe Some: yeah, and it's cool, they change color
Awe Some: tapos we mixed cetaphil with it
Awe Some: a really good residue for a facial wash
Quirky Petri: wtf
Quirky Petri: this is too weird
Awe Some: one day "slusho chris" will meet "slusho marc" too! then we'll put it under a microscope
Awe Some: it's like the movie 300, sperm-style.
Quirky Petri: eww
Quirky Petri: they'll have a soiree
Awe Some: theyll party!!! my sperm loves Rihanna, for some reason.
Quirky Petri: mine loves Shania Twain
Quirky Petri: hahaha
Quirky Petri: kidding
Quirky Petri: this is getting really weird
Awe Some: your sperms are GAY!!