DO GAY MEN EVEN MIX THEIR SPERM?

Awe Some: hey!! you still owe me DS!
Quirky Petri: im thinking about buying a new phone
Quirky Petri: i remember that
Awe Some: I HATE YOU! Ive been dreaming DS DS DS!!
Quirky Petri: siningit ko na lang yung cloverfield
Quirky Petri: you can't hate me
Quirky Petri: im love
Awe Some: youre love in all the wrong places LOL!
Awe Some: like falling in love with the jeepney driver while going to recto trying to buy porn.
Awe Some: or falling in love with the saleslady who sold you gluta soap in ongpin.
Quirky Petri: that's awefully wrong, all right
Quirky Petri: no, im like falling in love with the same mistake when you're 18, 20, and 22 kind of wrong-love
Awe Some: hey! you should try gluta! it increases sperm count!
Awe Some: I'll buy some, then put my sperm in a petri dish to see any difference
Quirky Petri: hahaha
Awe Some: I'll track them from day 1 to 15....
Quirky Petri: what the heck
Quirky Petri: that's so psycho
Quirky Petri: i don't really care about sperm count
Awe Some: I talk to my sperm, seriously.
Quirky Petri: i don't wanna have children
Awe Some: I call my sperm "slusho chris"
Quirky Petri: i just eject sperm and off to dreamland
Quirky Petri: fuck, this is weird
Awe Some: really! and if you talk to them hard enough, sperms talk back
Quirky Petri: hey hey hey, i don't want this to be one of your classic weird conversations that end up in multiply
Quirky Petri: they don't have brains, chris
Quirky Petri: they're small as small
Awe Some: haha now you gave me an idea!
Quirky Petri: omg
Awe Some: they do have brains!
Quirky Petri: this is so funny
Quirky Petri: if they have brains, how come they always go for the egg of the wrong woman
Quirky Petri: alm mo yun
Awe Some: sometimes they told me they want a mommy, but I said, "no little spermies, no mommy for now. you need friend."
Quirky Petri: tipong binubuntis nila yung mga one night stand but not the real deal wife
Quirky Petri: this is weird
Quirky Petri: what's a sperm's friend? another sperm? ewww, sperm slush
Quirky Petri: do gay men even mix their sperm?
Awe Some: of course, it's a sperm clique. so I let them meet "slusho jack."
Quirky Petri: that is so surreal
Quirky Petri: ewww
Awe Some: I think they do. gay men are unpredictable.
Quirky Petri: this is so getting absurd
Quirky Petri: i don't think so, that's so ewww
Quirky Petri: wait, i think i have added gay men in multiply, il PM them just so il know
Awe Some: they do mix their sperm!! really! ask your gay friends!
Quirky Petri: but seriously, you've mixed sperms with someone else? ewww
Awe Some: yeah, and it's cool, they change color
Awe Some: tapos we mixed cetaphil with it
Awe Some: a really good residue for a facial wash
Quirky Petri: wtf
Quirky Petri: this is too weird
Awe Some: one day "slusho chris" will meet "slusho marc" too! then we'll put it under a microscope
Awe Some: it's like the movie 300, sperm-style.
Quirky Petri: eww
Quirky Petri: they'll have a soiree
Awe Some: theyll party!!! my sperm loves Rihanna, for some reason.
Quirky Petri: mine loves Shania Twain
Quirky Petri: hahaha
Quirky Petri: kidding
Quirky Petri: this is getting really weird
Awe Some: your sperms are GAY!!