You Should Do This Some Time

I was really bored when I did this:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Robert(79398)
Robert(79398): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, Robert!
Robert(79398): Hi...how can I help you tonight?
You: im trying to look for lindsay lohan's friendster acct?
Robert(79398): I'm not quite sure how to find that but I will do my best
You: ok thanks!
You: im a BIG fan!
Robert(79398): Who is she?
You: Lindsay Lohan
You: you dont know her?
Robert(79398): Never heard of her
You: where are you from then?
Robert(79398): Chicago
You: and you never heard of Lindsay Lohan?
Robert(79398): Never
You: How old are you?
You: I'm thinking you're old
Robert(79398): Almost 50
You: there! that gives it
You: Lindsay Lohan is like a teenage icon. She's like the Manilyn Monroe of this generation.
Robert(79398): I ain't old enough for Marilyn Monroe either
You: awwwww who do you know then ?
Robert(79398): Suszann Summers was hot when I was a teen
Robert(79398): Other than what I sent, there's nothing else here
You: nothing?
You: But she's uber popular!
Robert(79398): Absolutely nothing
You: Can you do paris Hilton instead?
Robert(79398): Let me try something else
Robert(79398): Look at the last site...is that her??
You: Yes.
You: thats when she used to be fat
Robert(79398): DAYEM!! She's a hottie!
You: She' s really skinny now. You have to see her now, she looks sick.
Robert(79398): That's all I have for you
You: awwww
Robert(79398): Sorry
Robert(79398): Thanks for using ChaCha! Have a great night!
Robert(79398): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

Alternate Editor

So this is how I work on Holy Week. Less work, more pay, what can you ask for? (A real job). Anyway, I am now an official dead weight in the office. Maybe not dead weight, more like an “alternate.” Ladies and gentlemen, I’m an editor, an “alternate” editor. I do the stuff I monotonously do, then get lost somewhere, may it be watching videos in Veoh, listening to music, or reading an article about painless suicide. I won’t initiate doing any other tasks than that, unless forced to. I’m not a bad employee, though. If they tell me to do something, I’ll make the best I can. I’m not gonna try to make an impression, good or bad, although the latter is made once in a while. I want them to think of me as, um, a robotic, procedural device who does nothing other than what’s programmed. Nice.

But seriously, I just want to say that I’m not enjoying work lately and I wish I can be somewhere else, where it’s fun and I can do something I’m actually good at, that interests me, and still pays as good. Any suggestions? I'm a serious taker. *grins*

Pure Office Sarcasm

I love my job.

It’s the best job you’ll ever have.

Three years before, I so picture myself doing this. OMG, did I say it pays good, too? Like, hello, you won’t be broke ever! (Actually, I’m not broke right now). And our account is well supervised. They give us incentives and gifts if we do good, or just to uplift our spirits. Don’t you love that? And we have our own workstations, I swear I haven’t moved from my station since I can’t even remember. They’re that organized. And my supervisors are very, very nice. They don’t talk behind my back, even if they do, I didn’t happen to overhear it, and they’re saying nice things about me, how fast I work and stuff. I swear I’m very pleased. I make them proud, I say. They really want me to stay. =)

I’m in good hands. I couldn’t ask for anything better. Envy me.