You Should Do This Some Time

I was really bored when I did this:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Robert(79398)
Robert(79398): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, Robert!
Robert(79398): Hi...how can I help you tonight?
You: im trying to look for lindsay lohan's friendster acct?
Robert(79398): I'm not quite sure how to find that but I will do my best
You: ok thanks!
You: im a BIG fan!
Robert(79398): Who is she?
You: Lindsay Lohan
You: you dont know her?
Robert(79398): Never heard of her
You: where are you from then?
Robert(79398): Chicago
You: and you never heard of Lindsay Lohan?
Robert(79398): Never
You: How old are you?
You: I'm thinking you're old
Robert(79398): Almost 50
You: there! that gives it
You: Lindsay Lohan is like a teenage icon. She's like the Manilyn Monroe of this generation.
Robert(79398): I ain't old enough for Marilyn Monroe either
You: awwwww who do you know then ?
Robert(79398): Suszann Summers was hot when I was a teen
Robert(79398): Other than what I sent, there's nothing else here
You: nothing?
You: But she's uber popular!
Robert(79398): Absolutely nothing
You: Can you do paris Hilton instead?
Robert(79398): Let me try something else
Robert(79398): Look at the last site...is that her??
You: Yes.
You: thats when she used to be fat
Robert(79398): DAYEM!! She's a hottie!
You: She' s really skinny now. You have to see her now, she looks sick.
Robert(79398): That's all I have for you
You: awwww
Robert(79398): Sorry
Robert(79398): Thanks for using ChaCha! Have a great night!
Robert(79398): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended